G           C       G      Am              C       G

1.'Cause he gets up in the morning, and he goes to work at 

Am

nine,



       C     G       Am                    C          G

and he comes home at five-thirty, gets the same train every

Am

time.



           C        G        Am           C         G

'cause his world is built on punctuality, to him it never

Am

fails.



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Chorus: And he's oh so good, and he's oh, so fine,



         C   G  Am              C    G       Am

and he's oh, so healthy, in his body and his mind.



       F              Em

He's a well respected man about town, 



F                      D  G

doing the best things, so conservatively.



          C      G       Am                  C      G

2.And his mother goes to meetings, while his father paws the

Am

maid,



        C         G        Am                 C  

And she stirs her tea with countenance, while discussing

G       Am

foreign trade,



        C      G        Am               C     G    

And she passes looks as well as bills at every sauve young



Am

man.





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         C         G        Am           C         G

3.And he likes his own back yard, and he likes his fags the

Am

best.



            C      G        Am           C         G

'Cause he's better than the rest and his own sweat smells

    Am

the best.



       C        G         Am                C     G      Am

And he hopes to grab his father's loot when pater passes on.





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          C         G          Am             C       G

4. And he plays the stocks and shares, and he goes to the 

Am

regatta.



   C          G         Am             C     G         Am

He adores the girl next door, and he's dying to get at her,



        C      G         Am             C     G     Am

But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial state.





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