City Hall
All you people up there, in City Hall;
You're fu**in' it up for the,
People that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people,
In the streets; not the people, City Hall.
All you mot-her-fu**-ers,
In the streets,
It's time to rise up,
Up up up,
Come along children and fu**in' rise!
Lots of times,
When me and K-G are watchin';
All the fu**in' shit,
That's going down at City Hall,
We get the feeling,
We should fu** shit up, yeah we should,
Fu**in' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
We have 'em tippin' over s*it,
And breakin' fu**in' windows,
Of small busines-ses,
And settin' fu**in' fires!
And settin' fu**in' fires!
And settin' fu**in' fires!
And then after the smoke is cleared,
And the rubble has been swept away,
Me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor,
Twenty floors below sea level...
From a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage;
We beat the bas*ards of City Hall!
Hahaha! But now what will we do?
We must rebuild.
But who will lead us,
In the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be,
Someone with the know-how,
And the elbow grease,
To lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have,
The cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
We'll lead as two kings,
We'll lead as two kings.
Ahh-haaa...
(Two kings, we'll lead as two kings).
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as two kings.
The first decree;
Is to legalize Marijuana.
The tyranny and the bulls*it's,
Gone on too long.
You old fu**in' shrivs,
Who blocked it's legalization;
You're banished, from the land!
We'll lead as two kings,
We'll lead as two kings.
Ahh-haaa...
(Two kings, we'll lead as two kings).
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as two kings.
The second decree;
No more pollution,
No more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage.
From now on, we will travel in tubes!
We'll lead as two kings...
We'll fu**ing lead as two kings.
Get the scientists working on,
The tube tech-nology, immediately.
(Tube tech-nology).
Chop, chop, let's go.
Third decree;
No more...
Rich people and poor people.
From now on,
We will all be the same...
Umm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
We'll lead as two kings,
We'll lead as two kings.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee,
Ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
(JB): Oh my God.
(KG): Ahh...What?
(JB): Dude, the red phone is flashing.
(KG): Oh, yeah.
(JB): Let me scoop that up.
Hel-lo? Two Kings.
(KG): Who is it?
(JB): What?! No!
No fu**ing way!
(KG): What?
(JB): Rage, there's a,
Potato famine in Idaho,
You gotta go down there!
(JB): Dude, I gotta stay here!
(KG): Why do I have to go?
(JB): Please! Please!
(KG): Oh, God, okay.
(JB): Awesome...is he gone?
Al-right,
Emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament,
I know this is fu*ked up,
But Rage, he can't be king anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my de-crees!
Seriously, let's make him Duke,
A kick ass Duke.
Or leader formerly known as king,
But...uh-oh he's comin' back...
We'll lead as two kings,
Oh yes, we'll really lead as two kings.
(KG): Uh, dude?
(JB): Rage.
(KG): I went all over Idaho...
(JB): Yeah?
(KG): Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
(JB): What? There was no famine?
(KG): Yeah, there was no famine, no.
(JB): Dude.
(KG): I don't know what's uh...
(JB): A toast...
(KG): A toast...
(JB): Long live the D.
(KG): Long live the D.
(JB): Long live me.
I'm sorry; I poisoned your wine.
(KG): What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
(KG): You p...
I poisoned yours...
Huh heh, as well.
(JB/KG): Noooooooooo!!!
No!
City, city, city,
City, city, city, shi*ty.
Shi*ty, city, shi*ty,
Shi*ty, city, city, shi*ty.
Hall, hall, hall,
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me,
Are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cos no one here is talkin'.
People inside me,
Are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cos no one here is rockin'.
People inside me,
Are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cos everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots,
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em, go! oh! |
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