Intro: E    G    A    B



E

Me no bubbletious

A

Me smoke heavy tar

E                                A

Me be groovin' slowly where you are

E

Notify your next of kin

                A

'Cause you're never coming back

E                                       A

I've been dropping beats since Back in Back



           D     A  E

And we'll paint by numbers

      D   A      E 

'Til something sticks

D      A      E              A

Don't mind doing it for the kids



              E       G

(So come on) jump on board



        D     A

Take a ride (yeah)

        B

(You'll be doin' it all right)

G        F#             C     D

Jump on board feel the high

            B

'Cause the kids are alright



E

You've got a reputation

         A

Well I guess that can be explored

         E                                A

You're dancing with the chairman of the board

                    E

Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony

            A

But if you got other plans

      E                                A

The purpose of a woman is to love her man



           D     A  E

And we'll paint by numbers

      D   A      E 

'Til something sticks

D      A      E              A

Don't mind doing it for the kids



              E       G

(So come on) jump on board

        D     A

Take a ride (yeah)

        B

(You'll be doin' it all right)

G        F#             C     D

Jump on board feel the high

            B

'Cause the kids are alright



E                        G    E

I'm gonna give it all of my loving

D                   A      E

It's gonna take up all of my love

E                        G    E

I'm gonna give it all of my loving

D                   A      E

It's gonna take up all of my love

E                        G    E

I'm gonna give it all of my loving

D                   A      E

It's gonna take up all of my love

E                        G    E

I'm gonna give it all of my loving

D                   A      E

It's gonna take up all of my love



E

Come down from the ceiling

          A

I didn't mean to get so high

    E 

I couldn't do what I wanted to do

                   A

When my lips were dry

      E

You can't just up and leave me

         A

I'm a singer in a band

     E

Well I like drummers baby

               A

You're not my bag



              E       G

(So come on) jump on board



        D     A

Take a ride (yeah)

        B

(You'll be doin' it all right)

G        F#             C     D   B

Jump on board feel the high

              E       G

(So come on) jump on board

        D     A

Take a ride (yeah)

        B

(You'll be doin' it all right)

G        F#             C     D   B

Jump on board feel the high



/ E / A /

I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74

There's only one of me

Single-handedly raising the economy

Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me

Press be asking do I care for sodomy

I don't know, yeah, probably

I've been looking for serial monogamy

Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly

But for now I'm down for ornithology

Grab your binoculars, come follow me