Intro:
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Everyone knows Jesus
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The guy who healed the lame
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Well I am Jesus' brother
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Craig is my name
Jesus is the prince of peace 
Jesus is the lamb 
Jesus is the son of god 
But Craig don't give a damn

R:
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Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
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I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
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I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
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But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
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Craig Christ
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I hang out with Leppers
Barabas and Sodomay
Jesus' friends are called apostles
Those dudes are totally gay
Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to Rome 
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin' lady home
R:
Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ
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Ami
Jesus was our mother's fave
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All her love to him she gave
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But theres no sibling rivalry
H7
When hes nailed to that tree
R:
And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
who and why and when and where is my messiah now
Its fuckin' Craig
Its fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
I'm fuckin Craig