^{Intro: conversation between 1 and 2 + a Nurse 1} Ay but, what you doin up here anyway nigga? ² Man I came up to get some rubbers man, what you doin up here? ¹ No shit? Man, I came up here to get a physical ¹ You know for my job, you gotta get a physical and shit, but.. ² Really? ^Nurse Philip Brown to the front desk - Philip Brown ¹ Aw that's me right there, hey man you stay up man! ^Nurse Philip Brown! ¹ Be careful and shit you know... ² Awright then homey! ^Nurse Philip Brown? ¹ Yeah? ^Nurse Can I help you? ¹ Ahh, ah-uh-yeah, I'd like to get ¹ I'd like to get a physical ^Nurse We don't give physicals here ¹ Oh you don't? ^Nurse No, all we test for is VD, herpes, syphillis and gonorrhea ¹ I'd like to see a doctor ^Nurse What's the matter, you BURNING? ¹ Huh?? "Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no.." ^{Slick Rick} "Why is my thing-thing burnin like this?" ^Nurse You BURNING? "Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh no.." ^{Slick Rick} "What have I, done stuck my duck in?" ^{Ice Cube} I went to the free clinic, it was filled to capacity Now how bad can a piece of ass be? Very bad, so I had to make the trip and thank God, I didn't have the drips I was there so a hoe couldn't gimme that Just to get - twenty free jimmy hats Now look who I see Ain't that... yeah, that's the bitch from up the street! With the big fat tail who always told Cube to go to hell She thought she was wiser Now she's sittin in the waitin room, burnin like heat-mizer Yeah I see ya First Miss Thang, now Miss Gonorrhea Man it's a trip how the world keeps turnin It's 1991, and look who's burnin ^{Chorus One: various samples (repeat 2X)} "Does it get you hot?" "It's got me hot!" "This is a girl playin hard to get.." ^{Slick Rick} "Burnin up, burnin!" "What have I, done stuck my duck in?" ^{Ice Cube} Now everybody is a victim, you can go see 'em and you'll hear more claps than the Coliseum Sittin there all quiet and embarrassed Whup - there go that bitch who was careless I remember - she wouldn't give the cock to anybody who lived on the block Now hoe, look what you got BEND THAT BIG ASS OVER for the shot Cause somebody is pipin hot Drippin like a faucet, I'm glad I didn't toss it Got you a college boy, who was worse than me and he probably fucked the whole university Still wanted him to dick you down, kick you down with some bucks, now who got fucked? With a nigga for the money he's earnin but ask for some water bitch, and look who's burnin ^{Chorus Two: various samples (repeat 2X)} "Does it get you hot?" "Can you get that?" "This is a girl playin hard to get.." ^{Slick Rick} "Burnin up, burnin!" "Why is my thing-thing burnin like this?" ^{Interlude: more samples} "It burns.." ^{Man moaning in pain, Urinating sound} "Fitfully, sputteringly to it's end.." {aww shit!!} ".. at which there is, a little surprise" {That stupid ass..} "BITCH!!!!" ^{Ice Cube} Yo, it ain't my fault you got the heebie-jibbies but you still try to act like you didn't see me So I walk over, and say "Hi, bitch, don't try to act surprised!" You shoulda put a sock on the pickle and your pussy wouldn't be blowin smoke signals Man, this is gonna kill 'em Guess who got a big fat dose of penicillin? They'll ask, "Who?", and I tell 'em you The new leader of the big booty crew And after the day, I'm sorry to say You come through the neighborhood, you couldn't give it away To a nigga, who's out to get major paid but you'll have him, pissin out razorblades But a bitch like you..ll be returnin with the H-I-V, R.I.P. ^{Chorus Three: various samples (repeat 2X)} "You can't trust a big butt and a smile.." ^KRS-One "I'm burning up!" "You can't trust a big butt and a smile.." ^KRS-One "You can't trust a big butt and a smile.." ^KRS-One "I'm burning up!" "What have I, done stuck my duck in?" ^Outro ".. done stuck my duck in?" "I'm burning up!" "It's hot.. I'm burning up!"