Velma:
Front step, cha-cha-cha,
back step cha-cha-cha,
side step, front step,
back, and turn.
Tracy:
Oh my god, Penny,
there's Link, Link!
I can't believe
I'm really here auditioning!
Penny:
I can't believe
I'm really here watching
you audition!
Velma:
Fron't step, cha-cha-cha,
back step cha-cha-cha,
side step, front step,
back, and, oh, Amber,
look at this motly crew! oh
this town has sure gone downhill
since I was crowned miss...
Amber:
Oh, mother not more ancient history!
Velma:
Oh, my God how times have changed,
this girls must be blind,
or completely deranged!
But, times seem to halt
when I was Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Amber, that move is far too dirty!
Amber:
Mother, wake up from that dream of yours,
this isn't 1930!
Velma:
You can laugh,
but life's a test!
Don't do this,
don't do that!
Remember,
Mother knows best!
And the crowns in the vault from
when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs
Amber:
these steps are perfect ammunition.
Velma:
Let me show you how you Mommy dear
took out the competition.
Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
Those poor runner ups
might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups
But I screwed the judges!
those broads thought they'd win
if a plate they would spin in their dance
..hahaha..not a chance
boys, put me down!
Oh, good morning ladies,
lets see what you got!
Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo!
Velma:
ready, begin
On my show you'll never find
a thrusting hip or bump and grind!
Amber:
Whats that, a dance for flees and tics?
Velma:
Oh, you should have seen
my bag of tricks!
I hit the stage
Batons ablaze
While belting Aida
and preparing SOUFLEES!
But that triple somersault
is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs!
Proceed.
Tammy:
Are you scared we're on live?
Tracy:
No, I'm sure I can cope.
Amber:
Well, this show isn't broadcast in
Cinema scope!
Velma:
I never drink one chocolate malt
no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs!
Amber:
This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes!
Velma:
Ha kid, she'll never get a date
till daddy buy her a new nose!
I would say
OI! guvilut
if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs
Amber:
Do you dance like you dress?
Link:
Amber, theres no need to be cruel
Velma:
would u swim in an integrated pool?
Tracy:
I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier!
Velma:
Not in Baltimore, it isn't!
and may i be frank
first impressions can be tough
and when i saw you i knew
if your size weren't enough
your last answer just blew it!
and so my dear
so short and stout
you'll never be in
so were kicking you out!
with your form and your fate
o, it isn't your fault!
just down with a case of
Miss Baltimore crabs
ergh you may go
Tracy:
Thank you
Penny:
I think they secretly liked u!
Little Inez:
May I please audition?
Velma:
Of course not
but u can bow and exalt
for i am miss Baltimore crabs!
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