^Intro All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… haha I'll meet you down there ^Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a f*cking elevator ^{Verse 1} Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Woopsa that a f*cking daisy That's a no-no who even she knows dada's f*cking crazy F*cking animal, cookoo, bananas, f*cking A B Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me F*ck around and throw a baby at another baby You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up But it's all caught up to me now, karmas in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brain's all huanted cause of all the shit you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but ^Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a f*cking elevator ^{Verse 2} Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it fake it They get so mad, when I call them both fagots All these f*cking voices in my head I can't take it Someone shut that f*cking baby up, 'for I shake it You're standing adjacent to Jason's last slut, they're facing Together makes 'em, a f*cking bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some- Body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him Homie, I'm the shizer, pass Doctor Dre some I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son No not-a now, not a chance, not today son I can't believe I leave for one breif second And you pussys queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to clean up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it ^Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later Later I'm living in a house with a f*cking elevator ^{Verse 3} Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later I blew the f*ck up, a hamster in a microwave-I Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hideout, drive by my house and beep Like now motherf*cker, try now to sleep Lie down motherf*cker, try countin' sheep And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef? Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top Stand above em,just to cut the f*cking cable, let 'em drop Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop! ^Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, I'm living in a house with a f*cking elevator ^Outro F*cking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit This must be all that there is, this must be it Fuckin-A even got a bidet Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it This shit's awesome, yeah, f*cking elevator Living in a house with a f*cking elevator