I'm a redneck 'cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal Guess I'm a rambler 'cause I can't not be on the road Might be a lost cause 'cause I'll be out till the lights are on And I'm a gambler, I'll take the over on the underdog Girl, half of this town has got a name for me And I can't say I don't agree But the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty Broke my heart so I got even in my '97 Chevy Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't coming back Oh, no, no, I ain't coming back You call me the Devil, then you told me where to go Go throw your pebbles, I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned Girl, it ain't my fault, ain't no need to wait three days I might be a lot of things, but I ain't your savin' grace Yeah, the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty Broke my heart so I got even in my '97 Chevy Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't coming back Oh, no, no, I ain't coming back Girl, half of this town has got a name for me But there's one I'll never be, nah 'Cause the night I said I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty Broke my heart and I got even in my '97 Chevy Now I'm walking on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that I ain't coming back Oh, no, no, I ain't coming back Oh