(The *G thru *D sequences could probably be played as something more

like:  G Bm7 Em D   G  Bm7 Em D - but it's all in the bass)



C G  C G   C G   C  G

G C D   G C D   G C D  G C D



*G

When  I  was  small  I  believed  in  Santa  Claus

                      *D

'Though  I  knew  it  was  my  dad

G

And  I  would  hang  up  my  stocking  at  Christmas

                         D

Open  my  presents  and  I'd  be  glad

Em                       Bm

But  the  last  time  I  played  Father  Christmas

Em                       B7

I  stood  outside  a  department  store

G  

A  gang  of  kids  came  over  and  mugged  me

                             D

They  knocked  my  reindeer  to  the  floor

            C      G          C               G

And  said  Father  Christmas  give  us  some  money

C             G                  C        D

Don't  mess  around  with  those  silly  toys

       C          G            C                G

We'll  beat  you  up  if  you  don't  hand  it  over

C                G                 C           D  

We  want  your  bread  so  don't  make  us  annoyed

                 C     D                       

Give  all  the  toys          -          

                        G   C  D   G  C  D

to  the  little  rich  boys



G

Don't  give  my  brother  a  Steve  Austin  outfit

                             D

Don't  give  my  sister  a  cuddly  toy

     G

We  don't  want  a  jigsaw  or  monopoly  money

                      D

We  only  want  the  real  Macoy

C       G          C              G

Father  Christmas  give  us  the  money

C                 G             C            D

We'll  beat  you  up  if  you  make  us  annoyed

C       G          C               G

Father  Christmas  give  us  some  money

C            G               C            D

Don't  mess  around  with  those  silly  toys

Em                       Bm

But  give  my  daddy  a  job  'cos  he  needs  one

Em                    B7

He's  got  lots  of  mouths  to  feed

G 

And  if  you've  got  one  I'll  have  a  machine  gun

                             D

So  I  can  scare  all  the  kids  on  the  street



C  G   C  G



C        G          C               G

Father  Christmas  give  us  some  money

C                G                C     D

We've  got  no  time  for  your  silly  toys

       C          G             C               G

We'll  beat  you  up  if  you  don't  hand  it  over

C               G                  C          D

We  want  your  bread  so  don't  make  us  annoyed

                 C    D

Give  all  the  toys          -

                        G   C  D

to  the  little  rich  boys



G  C  D   G  C  D



G     

Have  yourself  a  merry  merry  Christmas

                   D

Have  yourself  a  good  time

G

But  remember  the  kids  who  got  nothing

                          D

While  you're  drinking  down  your  wine





C        G          C               G

Father  Christmas  give  us  some  money

C                G                C     D

We've  got  no  time  for  your  silly  toys

C       G          C                D

father Christmas please  hand  it  over

C               G             C          D

We'll beat you up  so  don't  make  us  annoyed





C        G          C               G

Father  Christmas  give  us  some  money

C          G                   C     D

Dont mess around with those  silly  toys

      C        G          C                D

We'll beat you up if you dont  hand  it  over

C            G                  C          D

We want your bread  so  don't  make  us  annoyed

               C  D                         G    C  D

Give all the toys    -  to the little rich boys



G  C  D    C  G  D ...  fade out