VERSE:

D                     G            D            A     

If we're talking about love,     Then I have to tell you

         D             G                     D           A    

Dear readers: I'm not sure where I'm headed, I've gotten lost before



PRE-CHORUS:

G            A                F 

I've woke up stone drunk face down in the floor



CHORUS:

  A                  G        D 

  Late afternoon the house is hot

G A         G     D    

  I started, I jumped up

G A         G      D    G  A        G       D

  Everyone hates a bore,  Everybody hates a drunk



VERSE:

D                   G

This may be a lip invention

D                       A

Professors muddled in their intent

D                  G

To try to rope in followers

D              A   

To float they're malcontent 



PRE-CHORUS:

G            A           F   

As for this, reader, I'm already spent



CHORUS:

   A                  G        D

   Late afternoon the house is hot

G  A         G      D    

   I started, I jumped up

G  A                G        D    G  A            G       D 

   Everyone hates a sad professor,   I hate where I wound up



BRIDGE:

D G D A



VERSE:

D                   G

Dear readers, my apologies

D                       A

I drifted in and out of sleep

D                   G

Long silence presents the tragedies of love

D                       A

Look the age, get afraid. The surface hazy with



attendant thoughts





PRECHORUS:

G            A           F

A lazy eye metaphor on the rocks



CHORUS:

   A                  G        D

Late afternoon the house is hot

G  A         G   D     G  A         G      D

I started a chapter.   Everyone hates a bore

G  A         G      D     G  A         G    D

Everybody hates a drunk.  Everyone hates a sad professor 

G  A         G      D     G  A         G    D

I hate where I wound up,  I hate where I wound