1, 2, 3 A little bit of rain wouldn't make the news You'd mix champagne with mountain dew You'd keep the name that was given to you And if we played a game somebody's gonna lose Indian food would be cornbread and butter You'd get your ass kicked if you talked about my mother You'd open up a trunk door taking out your lover She might be your cousin but she wouldn't be your brother Every pair of boots would be a little muddy Your ass would get a job if you ran out money The movie stars you'd wanna see would be somewhere over Tennessee Everybody's hands would get a little dirty To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky If Hollywood was in Kentucky Na na na na na na Na na na na na na A malibu would just be a car The real barbed wire wouldn't be on your arm They'd serve sweet tea in mason jars Down on Santa Monica Boulevard Every front porch would have moonshine and picking KFC would still be Kentucky Fried Chicken A trailer on the lake would be waterfront living The Kardashians wouldn't be allowed in Come on ya'll, we've all gotta lighten up Every pair of boots would be a little muddy Your ass would get a job if you ran out money The movie stars you'd wanna see would be somewhere over Tennessee Everybody's hands would get a little dirty To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the army The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky If Hollywood was in Kentucky Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Come on ya'll, we've all gotta lighten up Come on ya'll, we've all have a light one Every pair of boots would be a little muddy Your ass would get a job if you ran out money The movie stars you'd wanna see would be somewhere over Tennessee Everybody's hands would get a little dirty To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the honey The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky If Hollywood was in Kentucky Na na na na na na (In kentucky) Na na na na na na (In Kentucky) Na na na na na na (In kentucky) Na na na na na na (In Kentucky)