A

She got a valentine from Gary

D E 

I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine." 

A 

I gave her flowers and some candy 

D E 

She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."

(now) 

A D 

I just want a new girlfriend 

A D 

I just want someone to make me laugh 

A D 

I just want a new girlfriend 

A D 

I just want someone to laugh at me

B B 

not to smart, not to tall 

D A 

likes to watch TV and play basketball 



A 

I baught a car and let her drive it 

D E 

She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red." 

A 

I gave her all my notes from algebra 

D E 

She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid." 



e--------------------------------------

b-----5-7-5-7-5------5---5-5-----------

g-6--------------6-----4-----7-6-6-4---

d---7--------------7-------------------

a--------------------------------------

e-------------------------------------- X 2

B C# D E B C# D E A

D E 

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO! 

D E 

I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there. 

A - D 

Oh,oh,oh,oh!