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*** Autor textu: Jon Lajoie *** Autor hudby: Jon Lajoie
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
If you don’t believe me, well you should believe me.
Because this is the best Christmas song so listen to it now.
Christmas is my favorite Christmas time of the year.
Bells are jiggling and the Angels are making Jesus.
It’s a silent night except for my neighbors washing machine, it’s very loud.
That’s why I’m wearing my second favorite earmuffs.
Santa Claus is coming so you better be naughty or nice.
He has a beard so you can’t even see his neck.
He flies around horses that have branches on their ears, cause there aren’t earmuffs in the North Pole, only trees.
He brings presents to the kids but he doesn’t wear mittens.
Probably cause they make his hands very itchy.
Leave Santa milk and cookies so he can have a snack.
And it will be easy for him to pick them up because he won’t have mittens on his hands.
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
All the Christmas songs don’t even talk about Christmas stuff.
But this is the best Christmas song so keep listening to it now.
Santa comes in from the chimney so don’t block it with a mattress.
And if you don’t have a chimney make one out of a mattress.
Santa what is the present you’re gonna put in my tree this year?
I hope it’s not the shoes that I already have.
I already have those shoes, so that’s not a very good present.
A better present would be to make my family still alive.
Or a bicycle that would be good too.
Also can you move your beard, I wanna also see what your neck looks like.
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
Mittens aren’t even a super important thing.
But this is the best Christmas song so keep listening to it now.
Everybody do the Christmas arms.
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas arms
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas arms
Everybody do the Christmas face.
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas face
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas face
Everybody do the Christmas talking.
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— talking
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— talking
Everybody don’t put mittens on.
No mittens.
No mittens.
No mittens.
No
I tricked you to not putting mittens on.
Now, your hands are cold, that was my Christmas trick.
Another trick I like to do is I give people chocolate and I say Happy Easter. And they say: what it’s not even Easter!
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed.
Maybe Santa’s neck is a different color or something.
This is the best Christmas song and now it’s finished.
