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I work down at the pizza pit

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And I drive an old Hyundai

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I still live with my mom and dad

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I'm five foot three and over weight

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I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic

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Never been to second base

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But theres a whole nother me you need to see

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go check out myspace



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Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood

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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good

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I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate

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and I love a good glass of wine

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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

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I tell em that I dont want nothing serious

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Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

C                   D

Chat with two women at one time

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I'm so much cooler on-line.

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So much cooler online

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I get home I kiss my mom

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And she fixes me a snack

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And I head down to my basement bedroom

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And fire up my Mac

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In real life the only time I've

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Ever even been to LA

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Is when I got the chance With the marching band

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to play tuba in the rose parade



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But On - line I live in Malibu

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I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ

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Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack

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Abs that would blow your mind

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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

  C       G      D                 G

I tell em that I dont want nothing serious

      C         G        D            Em

Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

C                   D

Chat with two women at one time

    G       F         C

I'm so much cooler On-line.

G       F        C

Yea I'm cooler online



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When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date

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Let alone a real girlfriend

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But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight

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Every time I log in



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C  G D              G

On - Line Im out in Hollywood

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Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good

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Even on a slow day I can have a three way

C                   D

Chat with two women at one time

G           F         C

I'm so much cooler on-line.

G       F      C

Yea I'm cooler online

G           F         C

I'm so much cooler on-line

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Yea I'm cooler online