1: ^ERan my Chevy through the car wash Threw the beers cans out Emptied all the ash trays Cleaned a little house Got my ^AAllman Brothers cassettes Stacked up on the dash Got some ^Bjack back in the trunk And a tank full of ^Egas 2: ^EStopped and bought some roses To sweep you off your feet Yes I'm going for the limit,girl I'm gettin' in the real deep Dust^Aed off my Dingos Got my Levis pressed Gonna ^Bbreak into your heart And steal what I love ^Ebest CHORUS: Yes, ^EI'm armed and dangerous ^DWoman, you've ma^Ade me a desperate^E man Armed and dangerous ^DComin' for your ^Alovin' yes I^E am 3: ^ETake a ride out in the country Where the grass is tall and cool And do some barefoot dancin' How's that sound to you And I've^A got some other things That I might suggest But if I ^Bput them on this record I'd be under ar^Erest CHORUS (2x)