Walter the war hero he's there from opening till time, time, time there's mary the house wife whose slumped at the bar drinking wine, wine, wine they get kylie on wednesday the stones on a friday bow to the beatles on a saturday night he's dilan on monday, bowie on sunday does bee gees on thursday as high as a kite they call him the human jukebox he plays second hand ronk n roll they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul. skivers with fivers shine up their shoes for the show, show, show and they all sing along to the songs till its time please to go, go, go they get kylie on wednesday the stones on a friday bow to the beatles on a saturday night he's dilan on monday, bowie on sunday does elton on thursday if you lend him your tights they call him the human jukebox he plays second hand ronk n roll they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul. they are karaoke kings for the evening its the only real show in town and if you ever stop believing and the real world gets you down go see the human jukebox he plays second hand rock n roll they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul. they call him the human jukebox he plays second hand ronk n roll they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul