Johnny Depp, you're deep I'd like to watch you when you sleep And smell the shirt in which you slept Johnny Depp Johnny Depp, you're hip I'd like to bite your lower lip And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair Johnny bear You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know But you broke up with her, and now it just says "Wino" Johnny Depp, you're cruel You're the harbinger of drool Mow my lawn without a shirt Johnny dirt John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists, I'm not a waif, but I could love you more than you would Probably deserve... Johnny Depp, you're the bomb If you'd come to meet my mom I'd cry a single, salty tear Johnny dear John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE