I've tried a lot and most things excite me But what tops it all is doing two things at a time Life and death, Glass and water Rock and roll, wash and dirty Christ and Jesus, time and hours To drive a car and listen to music To read a book and ride a train Watch and maker, God and dog Hammer and Saw, Babies and Nappies Stop and Hold, Moon and Stars To be a charming combination Tense me up I'm into trying a lot and most things excite me But what tops it all is doing two things at a time Knife and fork, Pad and felt Window and Pane, Country and western Rhythm and Blues, Yawn and Sigh This is a lucky night for me A night when one plus one is three To read a letter and fall in love To not sleep and be not unhappy To watch tv and cuddle Crême de la crême Is doing two things at a time To do two things twice at once It's so nice, is there a point? Two things... two! To be or not to Time and logic finally You must enter my two nostrils Can that be, or am I just thinking? Life and death Glass and water... Two things at a time