Let me tell you what love is for He's so polite He got a way about him, kinda coy His folks are alright I think he think's that I'm afraid of him Why should you be? There's no place I would rather be The kitchen sink Tie me, tie me, tie me To the kitchen sink Tie me, tie me, tie me To the kitchen sink Tie me, tie me, tie me To the kitchen sink 'Cause I love him (She loves him) 'Cause I love him (She loves him) 1, 2 1, 2, 3, 4 Nothing like a modern man - What? Is he clean? Stay at home every night if I can - You must be crazy I wanna make him happy I wanna make him love me - You wanna throw those rose glasses away, that's what we say That's what you say - That's what we say That's what you say - That's what we say Well, I still say: Tie me, tie me, tie me To the kitchen sink Tie me, tie me, tie me To the kitchen sink. Tie me, tie me, tie me To the kitchen sink 'Cause I... - Why? 'Cause I... - Why? 'Cause I... - Why? 'Cause I love him