Bags in the hallway, taxi at the door Cat's with the neighbours, post is on the floor, OI Racing down to Gatwick, late for the gate A quick pint of lager and some duty free Mates, OI A very nice man pointing out the exits A pretty young girl handing out the Wotsits Saved like a fucker for my summer holiday And I can't wait to get away Having a very nice time Just don't drink the water, don't drink the water Basking in Spanish sunshine Just don't drink the water, don't drink the water Adidas flip flops for during the day And a pair of khaki chinos to dance the night away Punched a lippy waiter straight on the chin We got to the club and they wouldn't let us in, OI Don't believe in sunscreen, I'd rather go red I'm peeling bits of skin off the top of my head My standards are dropping it's nearly time to go home There's a doggy over there gonna give her a bone Having a very nice time Just don't drink the water, don't drink the water Basking in Spanish sunshine Just don't drink the water, don't drink the water Out here by the pool Ignoring the rules Surrounded by fools Out here by the pool Having a very nice time Just don't drink the water, don't drink the water Basking in Spanish sunshine Just don't drink the water, don't drink the water We won't come here again!