I'm losing my hair and my vision is shady Last night I dreamt of an over weight lady But I need a young thang to keep up with my pace to hold me in her arms and take me straight to second base. I know my calculus it says u + me = us Sing it Chad for me I know my calculus it says u + me = us Oh yeah, calculus... Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether [Rap:] Girl, algebra, trigonometry can never equal up to what you do to me so, let's integrate don't differentiate If you were in my class there's ain't no way I could pass I hate english, gym & not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention (can't pay my attention) not even philosophy can ever come between us but we will always have our calculus. I know my calculus it says u + me = us I know my calculus it says u + me = us Calculus, calculus Go go go go go Ooh baby, oh lord U + me = us Well I've never been good at history & I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2 & I kicked ass on the test about me & you I know my calculus it says u + me = us I know my calculus it says u + me = us U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us Oooh Girl, no subject comes close to you 2gether, sing it I know my calculus I know my calculus it says u + me = us Say I know my calculus it says u + me = us Calculus