Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make your way throught the smoke and crownd The club is the sky and Im on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we´ve got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! This really never happens you can take my word I wont apologize thats just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance And now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! Dont tell your friends or i´ll say your a slut Plus its your fault you were rubbing my butt Im very sensitive some would say thats a plus Now i´ll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heart broken not looking for love Surprised in my eyes when I looked above The check out counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me thats when she said it Looked me dead in the face asked me ,,Cash or Credit?´´ And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! Its perfectly normal nothing wrong with me But were going to need a clean up on isle 3 And now Im posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! To be fair you were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot Please stop acting like you´re not impressed One more thing Im gonna pay by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!! Speeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away Need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! When BRUCE WILLIS was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!! I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!! *********** Ok seriously you guys can we okey I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU´RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! (Whispers) I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! 2x YES I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! 2x Yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! (Whispers) I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!! 2x