I ^Em took her on a ^C date, things ^G seemed so ^D bright I ^Em knew i would not ^C need my ^G youporn ^D tonight We ^Em go to her ^C place and we ^G fool ^D around We ^Em throw all our ^C clothes ^G ... to the ^D ground ^Em We ^C begin as she ^G turns out the ^D lights I ^Em start but feel ^C something so ^G extra ^D tight I ^Em hear your ^C cry, i ^G see her ^D frown I ^Em look at the ^C condom, it ^G is all ^D brown Chorus: ^Em Last Night. ^C oooo I ^G stuck it in the wrong ^D hole ^Em I'm so sorry, ^C oooo from the ^G bottom of my ^D soul ....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole ^Em Try some prepar^Cation H it'll ^G make you feel ^D better ^Em In my def^Cense those holes are ^G so close tog^Dether ^Em Oh baby ^Cbaby don't ^Gfeel de^Dfiled it's a ^Em common acci^Cdent during ^G doggy ^Dstyle ^Em It was so ^C dark I couldn't ^G see so ^D good I ^Em had no ^C idea where i ^G put my ^D wood I ^Em want to make things ^C better want to ^G make things ^D alright If you ^Em want you can put on a ^C strap on and give it back to ^G me all ^D night I'd rather if she didn't) Chorus: Bridge: I ^Em never ever want to ^C make you feel hurting I ^G guess thats why God made that hole ^D not for inserting ^Em Tell me how you feel, baby ^C please don't pause Now I ^G know how they feel in that ^D HBO show OZ ^Em Maybe take some advit, ^C your pain it will fix From the ^G way you are walking, you can com^Dpete in the special olympics ^Em If this was Alabama we would ^C be on trial, Thats how my ^D mom took my temperature as a ^D child Verse: I've ^Em got a con^C festoon, and I ^G think you don't ^D mind ^Em I kinda ^C liked when you ^G put it in my ^D behind ^Em I don't know ^C baby, I'm no ^G Sodo^Dmite ^Em Can't we just ^C try it ^G again to^Dnight….? Alright! Chorus: ^Fm# Every night ^D oooo I ^A stick it in the wrong ^E hole ^Fm# It's so much fun, ^D oooo and we ^A don't need no birth con^Etrol When we stick it in the wrong hole. I stuck in your ass.