Ab  Ab/G         Fm7 

I'm counting out time, 

        Ab/Eb               C#7+

Got the whole thing down by numbers. 

          Ab/C             Bb 

All those numbers! Give me guidance! 

  Eb7              Ab 

O Lord I need that now. 

    Ab/G               Fm7 

The day of judgement's come, 

            Ab/Eb              C#7+

And you can bet that I've been resting, 

          Ab/C      Bb 

for this testing, digesting every 

Eb7              Ab 

word the experts say. 



          F#      C#/F  Ab/Eb 

Erogenous zones I love  you. 

  B                       F#/Bb         Ab7

Without you, what would a poor boy do? 



Ab7 

Found a girl I wanted to date, 

Thought I'd better get it straight. 

Went to buy a book before it's too late. 

Don't leave nothing to fate. 



   Ab7/Eb       Bb7         C# 

I studied every line, every page in the book, 

D                 D/C                  Bb 

Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look. 



Ab  Ab/G         Fm7 

I'm counting out time, 

Ab/Eb                  C#7+

hoping it goes like I planned it, 

             Ab/C             

'cos I understand it. 

           Bb                  Eb7            Ab 

Look! I've found the hotspots, Figures one to nine. 

      Ab/G         Fm7 

still counting out time, 

       Ab/Eb         C#7+

got my finger on the button, 

           Ab/C           Bb 

"Don't say nothin' - just lie there still 

         Eb7                    Ab 

And I'll get you turned on just fine." 



          F#      C#/F Ab/Eb 

Erogenous zones I love you. 

  B                       F#/Bb          Ab7

Without you, what would a poor boy do? 



Ab7

Touch and go with 1-6. 

Bit of trouble in zone No. 7. 

Gotta remember all of my tricks. 

There's heaven ahead in No. 11! 



        Ab7/Eb     Bb7       C# 

Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils. 

 D         D/C       Bb 

"Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, 

to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!" 



( Ab  Ab/G  Fm7  Ab/Eb  C#7+  Ab/C  Bb  Eb7  Ab ) 2x



Ab  Ab/G         Fm7 

I'm counting out time, 

  Ab/Eb          C#7+

reaction none to happy, 

              Ab/C     

Please don't slap me, 

      Bb                        Eb7                   Ab 

I'm a red blooded male  and the book said I could not fail. 

    Ab/G         Fm7 

I'm counting out time, 

       Ab/Eb         C#7+

I got unexpected distress 

        Ab/C 

from my mistress, 

            Bb                  Eb7              Ab 

I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away. 



           F#      C#/F     Ab/Eb 

Erongenous zones I question you

  B                       F#/Bb    Ab 

Without you, what would a poor boy do? 

  B                       F#/Bb    Ab 

Without you, what would a poor boy do?

  B                  F#/Bb               Ab    C#m 

Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.