I woke up late today Actually I do that everyday Got no place to be seen I’m not part of a scene I’m a genius loser Keeping counsel with my own opinion President of the state that I’m in Should I just stay in bed? Should I live in my head? Oh God so many questions to ask Oh you could call me lazy I think of it as taking my time ‘Cause I don’t want to do what I don’t want to do I’m the queen refusenik But - oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine But I’m a real late starter So I’m making up for lost time Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now But I’m so polite – I do it all of the time I missed my calling in life Oh well. Day by day I wonder If I will be torn asunder By these things that I know that nobody else knows Or maybe it’s the drinking I guess we should consult a Bible Everybody needs a sign - or Bless the birds and the bees The flowers and trees And blessed be the slacker But - oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine But I’m a real late starter So I’m making up for lost time Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life And you must be having a laugh Oh God – you’re having a laugh No point in worrying if my day´s a disaster Inside my little head I’m happy ever after Yes I am Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine But I’m a real late starter So I’m making up for lost time Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now But I’m so polite I missed my calling in life Oh my God – if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine But I’m a real late starter So I’m making up for lost time Oh my God – if I was somebody you’d be kissing my arse right now But I’m so polite – I do this all of the time I missed my calling in life Oooh – what of my life? Yeah well.