Will you accept a collect call From Robert Plant? We picked him up on Vine On a bus bench singing that song This is not the 1st time He was so cute Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical You woulda jumped him too! Why are the burners always toast? Why are the stoners always stoned? Why did the chicken cross the road? The Zeplin song I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance He drinks my beer and plays guitar He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home Play the same 'ol lead again & again.. Sometimes I gotta say shutup Sometimes I gotta say so what I don't think that it's so punk What's with the Zeplin song Sometimes I gotta ride Sometimes I gotta hide Sometimes I press rewind I gotta throw the trash out He's on a stairway to hell Yeah that is him Playin' the zeplin song again & again & again & again & again & again I'm a guitar Honest pop single cut away Please don't play that song on me again I'll explode I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit Like the Sex Pistols are anything Why does he rain on my parade? Why does the song remain the same? I can't remember my own name I work for minimum wage Oh go sell it to Jimmy Page At the crosses the deal he made Cuz that song ain't goin' away Oh God the Zeplin song Nono the Zeplin song Here comes the Zeplin song Oh God the Zeplin song SHUT UP!