Mir^Hmaculous you call it babe, you ^F#main't seen nothing yet. They got ^EmPepsi in the Andes, they got Mc^F#mDonalds in Tibet. ^HmYosemite's been turned into a golf course ^F#mfor the Japs, The ^EmDead Sea is al^F#mive with rap. Between the ^BmTigris and Euphrates, there's a ^F#mleisure centre now They got ^Emall kinds of sports, they got Bermuda ^F#mshorts They had ^Hmsex in Pennsylvania, a Bra^F#mzilian grew a tree A ^Emdoctor in Manhattan, saved a ^F#mdying man for free It's a ^Hmmiracle It's a ^F#mmiracle It's a ^Dmiracle Another ^F#miracle By the ^Ggrace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplace The ^Emhuman race has ^Em6civilized ^F#itself It's a ^Hmmiracle ^{F#m Em F#sus4 F# Hm F#m Em F#sus4} We got warehouses of butter, we got oceans of wine. We got famine when we need it, we got designer crime. We got Mercedes, we got Porsche, Ferrari and Rolls Royce, Yeah, we got choice. She said meet me in the Garden of Gethsemene my dear, The Lord said Peter I can see your house from here. An honest man finally reaped what he had sown. And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan. It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle It's a miracle Another miracle By the ^Ggrace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplace The ^Emhuman race has ^Em6civilized ^F#itself It's a ^Hmmiracle ^{F#m Em F#sus4 F#} We cower in our shelters With our hands over our ears Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff Runs for years and years and years and years An earthquake hits the theatre But the operetta lingers Then the piano lid comes down and breaks his fucking fingers It's a miracle.