Well we're all wasted, in a bar Somewhere downtown When I man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "man I'm gonna send you to hell" Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said "Oh boy you better fuckin' run, I've been sittin' here just a slammin' down beers, now its time to have some fun" Oh... Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good And then I fell to the ground, But I kicked him fast I kicked him real swift and he came a tumblin' down He took a stab at me and nearly cut me gut But I kicked that knife to the floor The I took his head and slammed it into the bar I don't think he'll come around no more Oh... Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years Trying to recap my life Everynight trouble finds my sight and I can't help but fight With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal I'll be stickin' around 'Till the day a man will put me away and I can rest my soul Well we're all wasted, in a bar Somewhere downtown When I man walks up and pokes me with a knife And says "man I'm gonna send you to hell" Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes I said "Oh boy this is the day" Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight through my eye and Then I fell to my knees Oh... Well I've been drinkin' here for so many damn years Trying to recap my life Every night trouble finds my sight and I can't help but fight With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal Tonight I'm goin' home Today's the day a man put me away and I can rest my soul