Yours was the tragedy of the common man, With his simple plan And his two hour hair regime And the idea of keeping clean, was staying mean Which is funny Cause the rough boy And the pretty boy Well, they really don't make a pretty rough man That's all I can My advice to you And you are just a boy With a scareless defeat (?) Oh please don't take on the world Oh don't do it for me Well 'catastrophe' should be your first name And 'brylcream' should be your middle name And so sick is your love for her You might as well just dip her into a coma And if I piece together all the leather you wear, It would stretch from here to the camel that's not there And that's so wrong It's so wrong but you don't care And you are just a boy With a scareless defeat (?) Oh please don't take on the world Oh don't do it for me And you are just a boy With a scareless defeat (?) Oh please don't take on the world Oh don't do it for me