Parlez-vous francais Wow... hello, you are looking good, Mayte How was the island, the sun and the sea? Tell me all about it Oo... just too much, Maria It was like a dream come true Go on, I want details Where did you stay? What did you do? Who did you meet? Oh, I don't know where to start Well, the most important thing first - any romance? All right then - Laying down by the seaside One lazy afternoon In the sun (in the sun?) Having fun (having fun?) Watching him watching me Was his body looking naughty I thought it was too soon Oh, but then (Why? What then?) Oh, that man (Oh, that man?) Stood before me as tall as a tree He asked me Parlez-vous franais? If you do, we will be okay If not, it's all right 'Cause baby, tonight L'amour will teach you what to say He asked me Voulez-vous dancer? If you do, we will be okay 'Cause lovers in France Begin with a dance L'amour will teach you what to say Have you had a feeling You don't know who you are? Once you are glad (once you are glad) Once you are sad (once you're sad) That's what he did to me I'll show you Eros, the way to Paris I don't care if it's far I'll be bad (I'll be bad) I'll be mad (I'll be mad) I'll be crazy as Paris can be They'll as me Parlez-vous franais? If you do, we will be okay If not, it's all right 'Cause baby, tonight L'amour will teach you what to say They'll ask me Voulez-vous dancer? If you do, we will be okay 'Cause lovers in France Begin with a dance L'