Riff A: e| -------------------------------- B| -------------------------------- G| -------------------------------- D| --------0-1-0---------0-----0--- A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3- E| -------------------------------- Riff B: e| -------------------------------- B| -------------------------------- G| -------------------------------- D| ----------------0---0---1---0--- A| 3---3---3---3------------------- E| -------------------------------- Riff A2: e| -------------------------------- B| -------------------------------- G| -------------------------------- D| --------0-1-0---------0--------- A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3----------- E| -------------------------------- Riff C: e| -------------------------------- B| -------------------------------- G| -------------------------------- D| -------------------------------- A| -------------------------------- E| 5---5---3-5---3----------------- Riff D: e| -------------------------------- B| -------------------------------- G| -------------------------------- D| --------2-3-2---------2-----2--- A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5- E| -------------------------------- Riff E: e| -------------------------------- B| -------------------------------- G| -------------------------------- D| ----------------2---2---3---2--- A| 5---5---5---5------------------- E| -------------------------------- Riff D2: e| ------------------------ B| ------------------------ G| ------------------------ D| --------2-3-2---------2- A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5--- E| ------------------------ Went to a party I danced all night I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight But now I\'m jaded You\'re out of luck I\'m rolling down the stairs too drunk to f*ck E-------------------------G-G-G- Too drunk to f*ck E-------------------------G-G-G- Too drunk to f*ck E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G- Too drunk, to f*ck E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C--- I\'m too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to f*ck I like your stories I like your gun Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room Wish you were dead You ball like the baby in Eraserhead Too drunk to f*ck It\'s all I need right now Too drunk to f*ck riff C (x3) D-----D#----C--- riff C (x2) D-----C-----a-g-c-a-------G-G-G- E-------------------------G-G-G- Too drunk ... E-------------------------G-G-G- E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G- E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C--- I\'m sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to f*ck riff A (x2) riff D (x4) riff E riff D riff D (x2) riff E riff D2 I\'m about to drop My head\'s a mess The only salvation is I\'ll never see you again You give me head It makes it worse Take out your f*cking retainer put it in your purse --A-A-A- F#------------------------A-A-A- Too drunk... F#------------------------A-A-A- F#--------A-A-A-F#--------A-A-A- F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D--- (x3) It\'s all I need right now, oh baby I\'m melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to f*ck D-------C-------D-------F--D-F-- (x3) Yeah, yeah D-------