You got, you got, you know what You got, you got, you know what, How long can freedom last, when you got bird trouble and your sinking fast Well I heard you told her that you loved her And you whisper sweet nothings in her ear And I heard you're planning a wedding With vol-au-vents, speeches and beer Don't you know you're under the thumb, boy You're acting like a lovesick slob Don't you care you'll lose all your mates For a wife, mortgage and a job And it's obvious to everyone but you You got, you got, you know what, bird trouble You got, you got, you know what, bird trouble How long can freedom last, When you got bird trouble, and you're sinking fast She tells you what to do and where to go She tells you what to say and what to wear And when we're on boys' night out You're gone for hours on the phone to her It's embarrassing to see you crawl When you used to be the number one FACE I'm telling you this as a friend You've turned into a basket case And it's obvious to everyone but you You got, you got, you know what, bird trouble You got, you got, you know what, bird trouble How long can freedom last, When you got bird trouble, and you're sinking fast You're much to young for this Cause youth disappears too soon Is it a rumor that the baby’s due in June And it's obvious to everyone but you You'll be working every hour of the day Every day of the week of the year And if we ever go out (which won't be often) It'll be me that's always buying the beers She'll be gone round her mother's house for hours Or talking to her mates on the phone You'll be the one who's left at home with the baby Wondering where it all went wrong And it's obvious to everyone but you You got, you got, you know what, bird trouble You got, you got, you know what, bird trouble How long can freedom last, When you got bird trouble, and you're sinking fast ^3x