I'll fuck your life up as a blonde Nothing more frightening Than a woman scorned And a box of bleach You said I'd never change I bet you never thought I'd go so extreme I lost a couple of inches And then a couple more Starting with you And every single thing you said to me Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Then you're gonna hate what's coming next Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Is that an angel? No, it's your ex Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette I don't think you knew just what you'd done Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde