You have eaten my assistant You have walked through my grass You have eaten my assistant And now there's no going back You have walked through my corridors You have sat on my scooter You have climbed my tree You have reached the sky You have eaten my assistant You have walked through my grass You have swam my rivers You have spanked my ass You have grooved through my dance floor You have whet my appetite You have farmed my pastures And you have cut me in half You have totally undone mе You have beaten my bеst hand You have scanned from my rooftops And you have eaten out of my hand Yes, you sat on his face And you knew what you were doing You were the best secret agent But you couldn't fool me And now you think you're playing god (or buddha, buddha) On the top of my skyscraper (can see it from here) And the humidity is real (it's gettin' wet) Makes the paint peel off my wall (hear it, hear it, hear it?) And you have eaten my assistant (naughty boy) And now what are you gonna do? (what are you gonna do?) You have cleaned my window You have clocked my dial It's zero to fifty (wham, wham, wham) In no seconds flat You think your hemi is so cool But it isn't all that No, no, no, no, no, no, no You have eaten my assistant In the deciduous tree In the jungles of Borneo Where the British come out at noon You think you're so funky Well, I can smell you from here And your satellite is groovy It instills so much fear 'Cause you have eaten my assistent You have climbed Kwan Yin mountain And the sediment on your pond Is a cool blue green (favorite color) Ah, you have eaten my assistant In your big, big car (a hundred miles long) You thought a land rover would do it (lab rat, lab rat) But they love your Jaguar! (love your Jaguar) 'Cause you have eaten my assistant (I know, I know) And you think you're so cool (think you're so cool) Well, I've got news for you You're not that cool Well, maybe