It's the third time this week we've been to this bar Playing "Joy to the World" on electric guitar And we're three beers deep and they're closing in ten Oh boy don't you know what kind of girl I've been? I've been patient and merry and kind And I've been waiting a really long time I want you to take me home And not so we can make out I want you to take me home Take me home to your parents' house I want you to take me home Show me serious commitment I want you to take me home Yeah come on take me home for Christmas Come on take me home for Christmas Come on take me home for Christmas Woke up late but your momma don't care And she walked in on me in just my underwear Now your whole family's peeking under the tree Oh look at that a bunch of gifts they got from me 'Cause I'm so thoughtful and merry and kind And I was waiting a really long time I want you to take me home And not so we can make out I want you to take me home Take me home to your parents' house I want you to take me home Show me serious commitment I want you to take me home Yeah come on take me home for Christmas Come on take me home for Christmas Come on take me home for Christmas Wanna get drunk with your mother and father I'd be the coolest in-law daughter Hungover brunch with you and your sister Your exes got the summer But boy I get the winter Wanna get drunk with your mother and father Wishing you happy holidays I'd be the coolest in-law daughter Sent from my boyfriend's parents' place Hungover brunch with you and your sister I'll trim the tree and bake the yule Your exes got the summer But boy I get the winter As long as your grandma thinks I'm cool Feliz Navidad And a Happy New Year woo I thought you were coming to my house for Christmas this year