My art is called egocentric soft porno Or maybe it's just narcisism My one and only subject Goes from something like anything but Me ism Wouldn't it be easier for beardsley He could drop the paintings And photograph his penis Or take pics of the chicks Yeah, you know what i mean Wouldn't it be easier for escher He could drop the marh And make it happen on his matress 2 girls and a cam 3 girls and a cam Put a dog there and you got polaroid scam I ain't no art-ist I am an art-bitch I sell my panties to the men i eat I have no port-fo-lee-o Cuz i only show Where there's free al-co-hol I am so hardcore I sell my crap and people ask for more Call me re-vo-lu-tionaire I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire What i do, it's called art-shit And don't you dare make fun of me Cuz everything i do was featured on the pages of id I ain't no art-ist I am an art-bitch I sell my panties to the men i eat I have no port-fo-lee-o Cuz i only show Where there's free al-co-hol I ain't no art-ist I am an art-bitch I sell my paintings to the men i eat I have no port-fo-lee-o Cuz i only show Where there's free al-co-hol Lick lick lick my art-tit Suck suck suck my art-hole I ain't no art-ist I am an art-bitch I sell my panties to the men i eat I have no port-fo-lee-o Cuz i only show Where there's free al-co-hol