TV party tonight! TV party tonight! TV party tonight! TV party tonight! We're gonna have a TV party tonight (All right!) We're gonna have a TV party all right (Tonight!) We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews Everybody's gonna hang out here tonight (All right!) We'll pass out on the couch all right (Tonight!) We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know We're dedicated to our favorite shows That's Incredible, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, Fridays We sit glued to the TV set all night (And every night!) Why go into the outside world at all (It's such a fright!) We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews TV really shows what it's like out there (It's a scare!) You can go out if you want (We wouldn't dare!) We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know We're dedicated to our favorite shows Saturday Night Live, Monday night football, Jeffersons, Vegas I wouldn't be without my TV for a day (Or even a minute!) Don't even bother to use my brain any more (There's nothing left in it!) We've got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews Hey wait a minute, my TV doesn't work (It's broken!) What are we gonna do tonight, this isn't fair (We're hurting!) We've got nothing left to do, with no TV and just a couple of brews What are we gonna talk about? I don't know We're gonna miss our favorite shows No That's Incredible, no Monday night football, no Jeffersons, no Fridays No TV party tonight