People in love, lie around and get fat I didn't want us to end up like that This isn't the first time You've fallen apart Now you're indulging in just playing a part The more it happens, the easier it gets You can learn to enjoy this type of upset So pass me the wine A cigarette too We've about a week and a half to get through To every girl, that's ever been with me I've got over you all, eventually What becomes of the broken-hearted? They're drunk for a few weeks, Then back where they started So pass me the wine A cigarette too We've about a week and a half to get through You can tell how bad you feel By how long you're in the shower You're in and out in minutes Whereas it used to take hours It's not the breaking up, It's the starting again Meeting new people, taking them out as a friend The more it happens, the easier it gets You can learn to enjoy this type of upset People in love, lie around and get fat I didn't want us to end up like that To every girl, that's ever been with me I've got over you, eventually What becomes of the broken-hearted? They're drunk for a few weeks, Then back where they started So pass me the wine A cigarette too We've about a week and a half to get through You're indulging in just playing a part So pass me the wine A cigarette too We've about a week and a half to get through People in love, lie around and get fat I didn't want us to end up like that The more it happens, the easier it gets You can learn to enjoy this type of upset