I was born in a small town, a long, long time ago, I took my first steps in a low-price bordello, Raised by my parents in a redneck society, My dad married his sister and she gave birth to me. My grandpa was a gravedigger, a dirty old man, He went to the town, with a shotgun in his hand, He organized a bloodbath, to earn his paycheck, Now he wear a straightjacket, and are a totally wreck. I'm a shitkicking lowlife, living in the south, A freak of the nature with 2 teeth in my mouth, I'm an ugly leprechaun, but mommy said I'm cute, A banjoplaying inbreed, with a 5 $ suit.