I aint vegetarian I like to eat meat, I don't wear sandals I wear boots on my feet If I go out for a night I won't let my bird pay, they say this is wrong in this f*cked up world today I won't send money to a foreign place, then watch their government stuff their face I tell the beggars to get off their arse, I'm working not f*cking middle class This whole world is f*cking mad, to be politically correct is f*cking sad I'm politically incorrect I'm politically incorrect... I go out to football in my England shirt, the old bill abuse me and treat me like dirt I aint done nothing wrong but I have no say, they'd lock me up if they had their way Why do all the scum and terrorists get off, rapists and muggers, I've had f*cking nuff We can't offend them or infringe their rights, let's name 'em and shame 'em and hang 'em in the night This whole world is f*cking mad, to be politically correct is f*cking sad I'm politically incorrect I'm politically incorrect... I always hold a door to let a lady come through, 'cos this is the right f*cking thing to do I read the News of the world and I like the Sun, but they say I should read the Guardian But I like page 3 and I like a bit of sport, and I like throwing one up some old sort So just leave me alone to go down the cafe, 'cos I don't go out mugging or burgling a gaff This whole world is f*cking mad, to be politically correct is f*cking sad I'm politically incorrect I'm politically incorrect...