You know those kids they get at school They've got a motorbike they think they're cool They've got a moped for their sixteenth birthday Now you can hear them coming from half a mile away It's the moped lads They like to think they're bad It's the moped lads If you hit 'em they'll tell their dads They follow the school bus 'cos they think they're neat They try to impress the girls on the back seat They go up the Youth Club and stand outside And talk about the bikes they can only just ride They're about as hard as a lump of shit But they've got two wheels so they think they're it They always show off and try to act flash But the best thing about 'em is when they crash