When a cops gonna nick yer When yer dad's gonna hit yer When the bird you're with is rough When you can't drink enough Up yer bum, up yer bum Up yer bum, up yer bum Up, up, up, up, up Up yer bum When you can't get it hard When you've lost yer dole card When yer bird's got clap When yer beers gone flat When yer neighbour complain When yer bird's on again When you can't scrounge a fag When yer mum starts to nag