Over the hills we go my dear To my house which is near It's a little house with red curtained windows And a fireplace with red glowing cinders There I'm gonna screw the arse off you I open the door we step inside You sit down while I switch on the light I pour you a drink while you slip-off your shoes In my mind I know what to do I am gonna screw the arse off you I kiss your lips slowly while I undo your dress My hand reaches down to gently caress But there's something there that I didn't expect It's hot and fleshy and it's getting erect I've been cheated tonight Transvestite Is this some kind of joke You're really a bloke