The sugar's only sweetness Salt is ocean tears And you were my only weakness For years and years and years You little sweetie You were hiding in a jar Now my mind is gone completely Take off the lid and there you are You're my can-dy Can-dy Well the devil, she made sweet candy Took six days and nights to dream On the seventh day she rested Woke up early and made ice cream Now the devil, she must be a dentist With deep jawbreaker eyes Red rope hair, gumdrop lips, cotton candy thighs You're my can-dy Can-dy Chaga lava stole my body and aftertaste stole my mind Left me dangling down defenseless then sweet candy she said goodbye Now my teeth are worn and useless My eyes too sunk to see My tongue swelled up to twice its size and all I want to do is eat Can-dy My Can-dy My Can-dy Sucking on my candy.