You're just nineteen but already the bitchest queen your room's a mess I'm not impressed but damn you have the cutest dress the world's not fair you just can deal with your despair aspirin and alcohol are not enough to die, Nicole here's a party you've waited for makes a room for the perfect whore all your friends are arriving mainstream hits and magazines morning comes and you're not home hey Nicole, what have you done wash them off, these memories poor Nicole (chorus) aspirins and alcohol this is a cocktail for Nicole f**k Nicole is out of control call Nicole and f**k Nicole alcopops and ketamine this is a cocktail for my teen f**k Nicole is in my dream that Nicole is more than real Don't call your mom her baby's gone you're in disgrace in your black dress dry your tears get on your fit take your stuff brush your hair bottom line boys are not fair morning comes and you're not home hey Nicole, what have you done wash them off, these memories poor Nicole [chorus] morning's gone you're still not home hey Nicole your dreams are blown what you've lost is TNT sad Nicole sad Nicole