^Male Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie. On day one, i met her hot step-daughter. She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan. As she stepped out of her massive car, I could only notice she was more than fuckable. I think she was coming back from the game or something, ’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms. One day two, i fucked her, and it was wild. She’s such a slut. ^{Chorus Male} I fucked my american cunt ^Female I love my english romance ^Male It was dirty, a dream came true Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits ^Female It was perfect, a dream came true Just like a song by blink 182 ^Female Ok, listen girls: I met the hottest guy ever. Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv, I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares? Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair And the cutest british accent ever. Straight away, i could tell he was rocker From his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me. Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome. Oh my god, I think i’m in love. ^{Chorus Male} I fucked my american cunt ^Female I love my english romance ^Male It was dirty, a dream came true Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits ^Female It was perfect, a dream came true Just like a song i’ve been wanting to ^Male It was so nice to meet you ^Female The pleasure was all mine I do like you Come to cancun for spring break ^Male I’ll think about it It could be great ^Female And don’t forget to send me a friend request ^Male As if