If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera´s is here And the microphone´s And they wanna´ know oh oh oh oh If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is here And the lights are on And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera´s is here And the microphone´s And they wanna´ know oh oh oh oh, yeah And ya´ better wear ya´ shaaades The spotlights here can burn holes through the staaage Down to the basement pass the Indian graves Where the dinosaurs laid Then out through shinin´, nearly miss the airliners Magnified times five, ´less its pointed at the ryhmer Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaaaze Now that´s important to say ´Cause even with all that most of us don´t want it to faaade We want it to braid, meaning we want it to grow Meaning we want it to staaay Like the Governor called and he told him to waaait Un-strap him from the chair and put him back in his caaage The audience ain´t faaazed And they ain´t gon´ clap and they ain´t gon´ praise They want everything back that they´ve paid ´Cause they´ve been waitin´ since ten to see the lights get dim If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is here And the lights are on And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away ´Cause I´ve been standin´ in this line for like five whole days Me and security ain´t getting´ along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone So just take me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, M&Ms are yellow And the light bulbs around my mirror don´t flicker Everybody gets a nice autograph picture One for you and one for your sister Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener Every songs her favorite song and mics don´t feedback All the reviewers say "You need to go and see that" And everybody claps ´cause everybody is pleased And then they all take the stage and start performin´ for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha, ha If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera´s is here And the microphone´s And they wanna´ know oh oh oh oh If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is here And the lights are on And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah If you are, what you say you are Then have no fear