It was my boyrfriend's family Not something crazy He took me to meet his old granny Then something phased me She's not like most elderly She kept glaring from behind the chips... I went to kiss her on the cheek And she went for my lips.. (Chorus) OLD LADY: I kissed a girl And I liked it The taste of her denture cream ME: The taste of her denture cream But it's okay with me I was enticed I found my vice I wish she had planted one on me twice It was my sin Soft wrinkled skin Stretched saggy chin A toothless grin (Verse) No I don't even know her age It doesn't matter Lock me inside an iron cage It will not shatter This burning flame It can't be tamed No I cannot resist Her snow white hair Vintage wheel chair Sparks flew The moment we kissed CHORUS (Bridge) I don't know what happened to me My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids I like my ladies older by decades Oh Oh Oh