Blame It On Tom CHORUS: Pick up your pants girl We're not drunk enough to get it on I need viagra 'Cause you're too ugly to turn me on I saw your picture My Myspace has never done me wrong Until tonight girl. You're not my type girl! I'ma need a little bit more drinks then that To hook up with a girl that looks like that Like OMG this bitch is fat She'll totally squash my skinny ass (ha ha) So lift me up. Lift me over the bar girl, fill me up I'ma need a couple more drinks and some drugs To make me want to wake up next to this...What? She gots me hypnotized I can tell by the way she licks her lips That we're going to fuck tonight OMG I can not live like this Will someone take my life Here´s a knife, go ahead and slice my wrist I'm not EMO, but I'd rather be dead then with this bitch! CHORUS: Pick up your pants girl We're not drunk enough to get it on I need viagra 'Cause you're too ugly to turn me on I saw your picture My Myspace has never done me wrong Until tonight girl. You're not my type girl! Jump, jump, jump, jump I'm jumping out that window girl Jump, jump, jump, jump I'm jumping till I can't get up Jump, jump, jump, jump I'm jumping out that window girl Jump, jump, jump, jump I'm jumping to my death! She gots me hypnotized I can tell by the way she licks her lips That we're going to fuck tonight OMG I can not live like this Will someone take my life Here's a knife, go ahead and slice my wrist I'm not EMO, but I'd rather be dead then with this bitch! CHORUS: Pick up your pants girl We're not drunk enough to get it on I need viagra 'Cause you're too ugly to turn me on I saw your picture My Myspace has never done me wrong Until tonight girl. You're not my type girl! Put some new pictures up And quit denying your size It's because of you that EMO kids decide to die Put some new pictures up And quit denying your size It's because of you that EMO kids decide to die She gots me hypnotized I can tell by the way she licks her lips That we're going to fuck tonight OMG I can not live like this Will someone take my life Here's a knife, go ahead and slice my wrist I'm not EMO, but I'd rather be dead then with this stupid bitch! CHORUS: Pick up your pants girl We're not drunk enough to get it on I need viagra 'Cause you're too ugly to turn me on I saw your picture My Myspace has never done me wrong Until tonight girl. You're not my type girl!