Got this funny feeling going through my head That if I go down to the pub I might just end up in bed With a blond or a brunette or a redhead or two But oh what am I saying that'll never happen to you Can this be right? Can this be wrong? Doing what I'm doing all night long I love to brag, I love to boast And all the lads in the pub think I had the most You see 'cos I just love to fantasize All this thoughts I've got inside It can't be healthy what I'm doing I'd like to get them out my head Before I go blind in my bed Time to change is days and she's heading for you She know just what she wants and she knows what to do She drags you back her place step over the toys The baby-sitter's sleeping so we can't make much noise It's been so long, I won't go fast Ejaculation, celebration here at last Pig in shit, cat and the cream I open up my eyes, but it's another wet dream You see 'cos I just love to fantasize All this thoughts I've got inside It can't be healthy what I'm doing I'd like to get them out my head Before I go blind in my bed I've had this funny feeling lying in my bed Someone's spreading rumors down the King's Head But I've got this reputation and I can't stop it now I'd like to be in heaven but this feels like hell Can this be right? Can this be wrong? Doing what I'm doing all night long I love to brag, I love to boast And all the lads in the pub think I had the most You see 'cos I just love to fantasize I close my eyes she's always there Why am I living this nightmare? She's a darling in my eyes But I just love to fantasize You see 'cos I just love to fantasize On my bed I always lie The same old blue books in my hand And to the pictures I relate Is this my world is this my fate?